Petrov the Thinker

I'm Petrov the Thinker

I'm Very Very Smart

I'm sure you wont believe me friends but thinking is an art

Like an athlete or musician

I must be in good condition

If your asking how I'm keeping in the pink

I think!

I'm Petrov the Thinker

I'm very very wise

I started thinking young before I opened up my eyes

They said my mind was worth a lot

Because it was giving birth to thought

The doctors are finding what the cause is

Pregnant Pauses...

And when it came to money

Believe me I made lots

For everybody offered me

A penny for my thoughts

I'm petrov the thinker

By now you know the name

I'm number one for everyone

In Mental Hall of Fame

And Every Ignoramus

Asked me how I got so famous

Did I study? Did I practice? I did not!

I thought

and thought

and thought and thought and thought.

My god did I thought. You will not realize how I thought...All my waking hours every minute, every day, thought...

How Now Brown Cow I thought.

Thats how I'm discovering the secrets of succesful thinking

A secret even the greatest philosophers cannot teach you

Spinoza Can't, Hegel Cant, and Kant Cant

But...

First you must think about something to think about

Then when you thought that you think it

Maybe a bell or a puss in the well, or a string, or a ring or a trinket

then quick as a wink you must sit down and think nevermind what the thought is abouta

but as soon as you got what you got from the thought it is time that you think of another

I will never forget the time that the great czar of russia is coming to me, and he's saying Nikolai. That's my first name Nikolai. Petrov Nikolai he says, I have a problem. Why is it that everytime I drop a piece of pumpernickel, it is falling with the butter side down. Ohhh, I realize right away that he's putting me to the test. And I realize that there isn't another man in all of Russia who can tell him why his piece of pumpernickel is falling with the butter side down. So I think, and I think, and I think, and I think.

And then I find the Answer. Your Highness I say the answer is very simple. You are buttering your pumpernickel on the wrong side...

From this time on people are coming from everwhere to learn the Petrov system. I am teaching to people from all countries. And thats why you will find that today absolutely 2011 the smartest people in the world today. Think.

In England Every Cricket Player thinks about this cricketthing

And able leaders stand in line to think about their picketing

We know what Richard Burnam think and Barnum thinks of Bailey

The Panels Fine on What's my Line, and Jon Stewarts Daily

Every Russian Politician thinks about his own ambition

And I think that this condition's driving them to drink. Hay!

So Remember the Words of Petrov.

I'll Try to Be Very Precise.

Your life can be so much better-off

If you'll only take my advice

Yes My Friends

Do You Realize that you can live to 127 years old? If you listen to Petrov. First, You must got to live for 126 years. Then... You have to be very very careful!

Though Petrov the thinker is brilliant to the core

You probly wonder why you never heard of him before

I will tell you confidentially

That Petrov is Essentially

A Thinker of Imaginary Kind.

Petrov the thinker, may think he's a thinker

But Petrov is all in my Mind!